40 nacina da iznervirate roditelje!!! Naj fore koje sam ikada cuo.
40 nacina da nervirate roditelje?
1.Prati ih svuda po kuci.
2.Kada te zovu pocni da muces.
3.Pretvaraj se da imas amneziju.
4.Pricaj sve unatrag.
5.Zabijaj se u zidove.
6.Reci da je nosenje odece protiv tvoje religije.
7.Udji im u sobu u 4 ujutru, probudi ih, nasmej se siroko i reci: “Dobro jutro srecice.”
8.Grokci kad se smejes, a onda se smej jos jace.
9.Govori sve reci iz filma.
10.Iscupaj neciju kosu i proderi se: “DNK”!
11.Nosi nalepnicu na kojoj pise: “Ja sam retard”
12.Pricaj sa olovkom.
13.Imaj 20 izmisljenih drugara koji SVE vreme pricaju sa tobom.
14.Pokusaj da se uzveres uz zid.
15.Na sred ulice se izderi: “NE MAMA, necu se vatati s tobom!”
16.Nacrtaj pege po licu i ocima.
17.Pali i gasi svetlo neko vreme pa kazi: ”Aaa, shvatio sam.”
18.Jedi kosu.
19.Uhvati ih za ruku i sapni im: “Vidim mrtvake”
20.Kada se kupas u kadi vici: “DAVIM SE!”
21.Bilo sta da kazu govori: “LAZOVE!”
22.Pretvaraj se da si telefon!
23.Probaj da plivas po podu.
24.Kucaj im na vrata celu noc.
25.Kada izgovore rec iz neke pesme koju znas, kreni da je pevas iz sveg glasa.
26.Citaj casopise i deri se: “Britni Spirs se udala za pecinca.”, i jos neke stvari.
27.Uzmi toalet papir iz wc- a I pokusaj da ga prodas roditeljima.
28.Balzamuj razno voce iz kuce.
29.Pitaj za koliko para mozes da poljubis pacova.
30.Obuci se kao klosar izadji na ulicu i pravi se da te roditelji zlostavljaju.
31.Na granicnom prelazu pokazuj cudne znakove cariniku kao da si kidnapovan.
32.Govori: “That' s hot!” nakon svega sto kazes.
33.Kampuj u odeljenju za smrznuto voce u super marketu.
34.Pitaj ih gde su zitarice kad ih drzis u ruci.
35.Daj svoj broj telefona nepoznatim starijim ljudima.
36.Pitaj ljude naokolo da li njihova majka zna sta rade.
37.Nadji nekog stranca na ulici i reci mu da ima ruznu facu pa otrci dalje.
38.Vici: “MANGO”
39.Stani ispred prodavnice i ne pustaj nikog unutra niti napolje.
40.Nazivaj se nadimcima poput: “Drvo” ili “Smrda”
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